First of all you guys, WE SURVIVED BRITNEY. It was so super fabulous. I’m not going to write anything about it till later when I have a chance to download a pic of us in our Britney get-ups. But I’ll give you all the scoop in a bit.
ANYWAY, about 87 seconds after Mel Gibson’s impending divorce was announced, he has already decided to step out holding hands with his new and obviously much younger girlfriend.
Is there anything more tired and cliche than a middle aged dude who divorces his wife for a much younger woman? Seriously. It’s just so so so so tired.
In other news, despite rumors of THEIR impending divorce, all is well in Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick land. They are, in fact, going to have twins with the help of a surrogate. So sweet. So unlike Mel Gibson.
More later, guys. Off to have a leisurely, fattening, glorious Chicago brunch.