An alert and astute mockdocker from Australia sent me a link to the most hilarious website.
It appears to sell nothing but these “caftans” and the descriptions of these styles and of the caftans themselves are hysterical. Leroy says they look like stuff Mrs. Roper from Three’s Company wears. TOTALLY ACCURATE.
Just listen to how this one is described:
“Comfortable and practical, our satiny soft caftans are ideal for lounging and relaxing, but are so elegant you can wear them while entertaining or even for a candlelight dinner for two.”
And that’s just the beginning, you guys. I think we should all order them and wear them to work! Who’s with me?