LANDBEAST LOVE!

According to this,  Fox (who else?) is creating a new dating competition reality show for landbeasts!!!  Now granted, they are not using the term “landbeast” for auditions.  They are seeking “average looking” and overweight contestants.  But let’s call a spade a spade, shall we?

Fox is partnering with the producer of The Bachelor for this show, because, you know – that show has been so ASTONISHINGLY SUCCESSFUL at creating long lasting relationships (snort). 

My favorite part is the title of the show – More To Love.  Brilliant.

The article does contain one bit of cryptic, say-wha? information.  It says, “Contestants will do the sort of activities seen on ‘Bachelor,’ but producers suspect Jacuzzi or massage dates will take on a different perspective.”  I don’t know about you, but that kind of makes me immediately think of these people.

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  • Jenn

    I’m thinking this is going to be one buff athletic guy being presented with 30 landbeasts? Or “normal” guys picking between the hotties and the fatties?

  • bobcat

    Why can’t these Landbeasts just go out in the woods and make loud mating noises to attract a suitable mate.

  • QuiteContrary

    I’m a bit curious about how large these people will be? Will these be ‘Hey, I’m a plus sized model and I wear a 12’ or ‘Hey I am on disability because I can barely walk to my mailbox’… I mean, ‘average’ is such a vague word for tv.
    I kinda think it will lean more toward plus-sized model than can’t-walk… Simply because, who wants to watch real landbeasts getting drunk and slobering all over one another?

  • Christine

    How dare fat people try to find love. Fat people are supposed to be alone. If they for some reason have to find love, it should only be with their fellow fatties.

  • Buckeye Bob

    Sounds like a Huge hit.
    Can’t weight to hear them complain that the camera adding 100 pounds.
    I heard their first choice for a name was
    Keeping up with the Lardassians