An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this article and accompanying photo about Sheyla Hershey, who apparently has the largest implants in the entire world. They are a size 38KKK, which is a size that I wasn’t even aware existed until now. Sheyla is 28, and has been through nine operations to reach her current size, even though she’s been warned by medical professionals that her boobs could explode at any moment.
Her last surgery was in Brazil, since she couldn’t find any US doctors willing to increase the size of her breastular area any further. That actually surprised me, considering how much bad plastic surgery you see in Hollywood nowadays. I mean, couldn’t she have gone to, say, Priscilla Presley’s surgeon?
Anyway, Sheyla’s ex-boyfriend apparently paid for her first enhancement, but then they broke up after he begged her to stop it already. And you know what she said? This is my favorite. She said, “I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream.”
Aim high, Sheyla. Aim high.