An alert and astute mockdocker sent me this article and accompanying photo about Sheyla Hershey, who apparently has the largest implants in the entire world. They are a size 38KKK, which is a size that I wasn’t even aware existed until now. Sheyla is 28, and has been through nine operations to reach her current size, even though she’s been warned by medical professionals that her boobs could explode at any moment.
Her last surgery was in Brazil, since she couldn’t find any US doctors willing to increase the size of her breastular area any further. That actually surprised me, considering how much bad plastic surgery you see in Hollywood nowadays. I mean, couldn’t she have gone to, say, Priscilla Presley’s surgeon?
Anyway, Sheyla’s ex-boyfriend apparently paid for her first enhancement, but then they broke up after he begged her to stop it already. And you know what she said? This is my favorite. She said, “I loved him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream.”
Aim high, Sheyla. Aim high.
She needs to familiarize herself with the term “tipping point”
And the needle on the boob o’meter is well past voluptuous and is now pointing squarely at human oddity.
Oh yeah…there’s nothing more attractive than a couple of flesh-colored beach balls stuffed into a tiny shirt.
Seriously though…I myself have a rather large breastular area (naturally) and can’t understand why people do things like this…not only is it sometimes hard to find clothing that fits over everything without a lot of alterations, but think of the back pain she’s going to encounter soon, if she hasn’t aready. Not to mention those things are going to be down around her knees in about a year.
Think about how odd those will look when gravity pulls on them for a few years. Obviously NOT a stomach sleeper.
I think I’ve seen those on some gameshow. Don’t the contestants run and try to make a giant leep on to them and try not to fall off. I forget the name of the show though.
Scary…
Surely her original breasts couldn’t have been THAT bad… She clearly has deep-seeded self hatred disguised as a dream.
The biggest boob is at the end of her neck.
Hey, don’t forget, foobies don’t sag! But they do pop!
My husband wants to know how big her areolas are.
I googled her name and she has a web site. She’s a total Joke but a lot of idiots are commenting on how great she is. I just don’t get it. I’m thinking, great at what? I guess big boobs attract more boobs.
since she obviously has no brain, has anyone considered that when she flies anywhere with these things, the air pressure change just might
change those things?
tep1031, i would think that her areolas are probably the size of
dish plates, they are so stretched out!
eeww!
Bob, do you really have to ask what she’s good at? I’m thinking not needlepoint since disaster may strike!
Her boobs will not be at her knees. Haven’t you seen the Donatella Versace’s horribly wrinkled body but still perky boobs post? It’s so nice to know this girl has set her dreams at 38KKK.
Mount Foobie, heehee
MythBusters did 2 episodes testing the exploding silicone implant myth and the legend was “busted” (pun intended). But being the awesome show it is, they still managed to have an explosion. Must confess, I heart me some MythBusters.
Hmm….. why??
Rosie – Mythbusters is one of my absolute favoritest shows! I love their “big booms!”
take a pin and poke it… booom!!
gg
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with a girl having big dreams.
PS.
Anonymouse, call me.