It’s pretty sad that the person in this photo who most closely resembles an actual human female is Tori Spelling’s husband. Even with the beard, he still looks more naturally feminine than either of those other surgical nightmares.
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She’s orange!
-A very acurate observation. Tori was transformed from homely into ghastly. Large aquariums should hire Lisa Rinna to suck on the glass inside their tanks. And Tori’s husband appears as though he much prefers looking at centerfolds in Playgirl or Manscape to looking at either of the once female ghouls in the photo.
My my, Tori looks rather cartoonish.
Tori looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel.
oh god she looks god awful!! more than usual! and Lisa needs to cut back on the fake bake and try to avoid making those types of faces.
Never noticed Tori’s head was so HUGE!
The aquarium remark was great
Tori looks like she is in competition with Michael Jackson…you know, the plastick face look.
Mr Tori looks like he’s thinking, “Heh heh, well, what can you do…” while gingerly sorta touching them as tho they were specimens in a freak show. Which they are…