…I’m totally sickened to inform you, thanks to a link sent to me by an astute and alert mockdocker, that a former executive at Merrill Lynch, who got a $25 million golden parachute after THREE LOUSY MONTHS OF DOING FREAKING NOTHING, has just bought himself a THIRTY SEVEN MILLION DOLLAR Park Avenue home.
Peter Kraus, 55, got himself the five bedroom spread after swindling the entire nation out of $25 million when Merrill Lynch was bought by Bank of America in September, according to the New York Post.
If you’re not already vomiting, allow me to share some of the amenities of Pete’s new pad.
* four fireplaces
* three maid’s rooms
* mahogany-paneled library
* an upstairs gym
* squash court and wine cellar in the building
And even though dude was in office for around three months, he actually put in only a FEW DAYS of work.
So where are all the Americans who were in favor of this idiotic bailout? Because this is freaking LUNACY.
The only solace we can take, and believe me, it’s not much, is that dude is moving into a place where he has to undo a CRAPLOAD of poor taste by the previous owners. Behold:
Peter Kraus, I hope you die of guilt and shame, you worthless snatchrag.