According to the Mirror, Britney is dating the man responsible for choreographing her Womanizer video, Sandip Soparrkar, who she affectionately calls “Sandy”. Supposedly, she even flew to Jodhpur for a three-day getaway. The “source” for this rumor claims to have spotted the two enjoying a candlelit dinner, at which she wore a traditional Indian sari given to her by her new boyfriend.
That’s all well and good, but what kills me is the description of the meal. The “source” says:
“The pair were whispering and giggling all night. Sandy ordered local delicacies including chicken tikka and a cottage cheese curry. Britney was nicking the dough balls from his plate. It was really cute.”
She was nicking dough balls from his plate, you guys. NICKING. DOUGHBALLS. It’s as if this source thought, “How could I describe this meal, such that Mockarena would get the most enjoyment possible out of it? I wonder if there is a way to throw in a doughball nicking incident.”
I love stories like this SO MUCH. I’m sure it’s patently untrue, but who cares? There was NICKING. Of DOUGHBALLS.
UPDATE: Sandy is pictured below – doesn’t he look eerily similar to her ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib?