So in a recent interview, Jennifer Aniston had this to say about John Mayer, her sperm donor du jour:
“He’s a rare one. He is extraordinary and it is wonderful to watch him… the way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts… it’s beautiful.”
I actually genuinely like Jennifer Aniston, but….really? The way he thinks thoughts? Seriously?
Translation: “He seems like he has healthy sperm.”