Just Throwing This Stuff Out There To See What Sticks

Soooo many rumors flying around today.  We’ll just have to see which, if any, actually come to fruition.

1.  Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling have broken up again, because she is apparently too controlling.

2.  Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with John Mayer’s twins.  Because you’re NOBODY in Hollywood if you’re pregnant with just one lousy fetus.

3.  Paris Hilton wore this to go vote last night.

(Actually, that’s not a rumor.  That’s really true.)

4.  This picture defies explanation.  (Also potentially true, until such time as you guys come up with something to explain it.)  GO!

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  • ER

    Yeah, all the twins in Hollyweird is a bit uncommon. It must mean that fertility drugs are the new ‘high’.

  • wordwych

    Photo #4 – Is this “Survivor: The Home Game”?

    I can hear Billy Mays roaring about it now: “TIRED OF WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE SWEAT, GET EATEN BY MOSQUITOES AND BACKSTAB EACH OTHER FOR THEIR CHANCE AT THE PRIZE? WELL, NOW *YOU* CAN GET IN ON ALL THE FUN! YES, IT’S SURVIVOR: THE HOME GAME! ORGANIZE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD INTO TRIBES! VOTE OUT THAT ANNOYING GUY WHOSE LAWN IS UNKEMPT! BUILD AN ALLIANCE WITH THAT HOT SOCCER MOM NEXT DOOR! FOR JUST FIVE EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE FUN OF SURVIVOR – BUT YOU DON’T NEED A PASSPORT!…BUT WAIT! CALL WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, AND WE’LL SEND THOSE SPIFFY ELECTRIC BLUE TIGHTS *FOR* *FREE* SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS LEADER OF THE TRIBE! JUST PAY ADDITIONAL SHIPPING AND HANDLING.”

  • ER

    Wordwych…..good one! I was afraid to touch that last picture, literally and figuratively!

  • Jenn

    Do they have reverse mohawks?

  • http://www.outofthebroomcloset.blogspot.com MerlinDBear

    #4 – It looks like they’re trying to recreate the Tarot card “The Lovers” – The Gods only know why, but the symbolism is the same.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    Wordwych, I’m still giggling!
    The guy in the middle looks like a redneck Statue of Liberty!

  • wordwych

    Holy crap, Merlin, you’re so right! That is a representation of the ‘traditional’ Lovers card.

  • Zachary

    I personally resent any and all redneck comments. You are all racist. 😉

    I thought they were practicing some form of thrift store masochism.

  • http://[email protected] Buckeye Bob

    Thats Thor and his two bitches.
    Of course he’s probably thor because his pants are too damn tight.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dorkymcspazatron Olivia J. Snarkypants

    At first glance, I thought the guy in the middle was dressed up as a Crest SpinBrush toothbrush. With a closer look, those black things might be traffic signals in the background. The dude on the right looks awfully board. Are those little animal ears on their head?

  • mlm

    Thrift store masochism is one of the funniest things I’ve heard! Thanks, Zachary!

  • Zachary

    Anytime!