BEHOLD: Priscilla Presley. This is what she looks like when she is caught by surprise. This is also what she looks like when she’s happy, sad, furious, terrified, confused, and sleeping.
You know what I’ve realized about plastic surgery like this? If the sole purpose of it is to not have people be able to tell how old you are, it totally works. I have no clue how old Priscilla Presley is just by looking at her. But the problem is, when you look like this, people don’t say, “Wow – she looks fabulous.” They just say, “Wow – that chick has had a lot of plastic surgery.”