Speaking Of Plastic Surgery

BEHOLD:  Priscilla Presley.  This is what she looks like when she is caught by surprise.  This is also what she looks like when she’s happy, sad, furious, terrified, confused, and sleeping.

You know what I’ve realized about plastic surgery like this?  If the sole purpose of it is to not have people be able to tell how old you are, it totally works.  I have no clue how old Priscilla Presley is just by looking at her.  But the problem is, when you look like this, people don’t say, “Wow – she looks fabulous.”  They just say, “Wow – that chick has had a lot of plastic surgery.”

HATE.

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  • wordwych

    Scary stuff! But to be fair, she was “worked on” by that guy who got busted for injecting industrial-grade (and low-grade industrial-grade at that) silicone into his victims’ – er, I mean patients’ faces.

  • http://themockdock.com Punky

    She was so beautiful back in her Elvis days. Why are people so afraid of looking their age? I think there’s a lot to be said about someone’s face showing character and wisdom. I think if you have the money, and you’re doing it for the right reasons, then by all means, go to town! Part of me would love to see what she would look like if she just let herself age gracefully. I’ll bet it would be FAR better than this!

  • green eyed girl

    What a great Halloween treat! Thanks Mockarena!

  • http://[email protected] Buckeye Bob

    I think she looks a lot like her dad. I don’t mean what he used to look like when he was alive but about how he looks today.

  • Cynical Saint (The Commenter Formerly Known as The Anonymizer 3000)

    If you can snag a photo of her hands, you can easily determine her age immediately.

  • Christine

    Ah Bob, this is Pricilla, not Lisa. Prissy was married to Elvis and Lisa was his and Prissy’s daughter

  • http://[email protected] Buckeye Bob

    Thanks Christine, what a dumbass I am. Well, she’s still fugly.

  • Christine

    Your a Dumbass? Any relation to the Dumbasses in Chicago?

  • lyonella

    haha youse guise crack me up. She does seem to be somewhat challenged in the lip lining dept. Or someone sneezed while injecting the Restylane. Poor Priss.

  • Mona

    She misses Elvis so much she decided to make her lip like his so she can see him everyday!