I hate hate hate hate Mariah Carey so much. She and her husband dressed up like a slutty firefighter and a firefighter, respectively, for Halloween. You know what she needs, besides like 42 pounds of oil control powder? A punch in the face.
You know what else I hate? I hate that halloween costume stores are FILLED with slutty versions of almost every profession, and only slightly stocked with regular versions of professions. You can be a slutty nurse, or a slutty pilot, or apparently, a slutty firefighter, but if you want to just look like an ACTUAL nurse or pilot or firefighter, you’re basically SOL. This is why I wore a nun costume this year. Because it’s kinda hard to sluttify a nun, plus you can eat a lot and not worry about having to hold your stomach in. So win-win.