Madonna Has Frog Legs

The more muscular Madonna becomes, the more grossed out by her I am.

It’s late, you guys, and I’m having a brain fade, but I am CERTAIN that there is an awesome caption here, which includes the hands reaching up towards Madonna’s crotchular area.  Mockdock love to the most creative/hilarious/inappropriate captioneer.  GO!

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  • http://[email protected] Buckeye Bob

    Look ! Up on the stage. It’s a bird, It’s a plane, No it’s just some ugly old wrinkled thing.

  • Christine

    Dude!! Is that a penis?

  • Anonymous

    Why can’t you say crotch instead of “crotchular area”? Aren’t you like.. 40?

  • http://[email protected] Buckeye Bob

    Great one Christine!

  • Christine

    I for one love Mock-speak.

  • KittyThePooka

    Dear Anonymous: Please understand that Mockarena’s use of the word “crotchular” is a natural part of the evolution of language, and in this comedic format is perfectly acceptable. The intention is to make the pubic region funny rather anatomical. It also serves to soften the initial crudeness of the word “crotch”. The use of “*-ular area” is also a phrase unique to Mockarena. It is a catchphrase of sorts, and she is allowed to use it at her discretion. To date, this catchphrase has been popular and recognizable amongst her following.

    To clarify: Hush, we love Mock’s use of the -uler.

  • SnarkyBritches

    Secret photos of Tom Petty from the set of “Don’t Come Around Here No More” video. Next on TMZ…..

  • Wiggity

    Wow Anonymous, did your brainular area come up with that, or was it your assular area?

  • rosie too

    “It’s not easy being lean.”

  • Mockarena

    You guys are so awesome that it makes my heartular area hurt. 🙂 I’m headin’ to a weddin’ today, but will be back later to mock, and to bestow compliments onto the best captioneer. Right now, I’m having a hard time choosing!

  • rosie too

    “American Pie”

  • scheckel1954

    “put it back!!!”

  • winnie

    Time for a song of our own… inspired by the hands reaching up..sing it to the tune of catch a falling star…..(heh- heh- pun intended)
    Catch some sagging skin and put it in your pocket, then sell it on Ebay….

  • Rob

    In ill-judged recognition of Guns’N’Roses’ famous former guitarist, Madonna reinvents herself as “Gash.”

  • Christine

    Kind of looks like it could be Tom Petty in Drag.

  • directorevil

    IMHO, Rob has the best comment so far.

  • Mockarena

    I’m going to agree with directorevil. 🙂 Rob, as totally disgusting as that was, you are today’s MOCKTACULAR CAPTIONEER.


  • Rob

    Awesome. I’m feelin’ the Mockdock love.

  • Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Dude looks like a lady!

    I’m betting that guitar is mostly to cover her unslightly womanly bits. Seems impossible to hold a mic AND play a guitar.

  • champagne

    The Sad Hatter

  • Rob

    Olivia: You REALLY don’t want to see her play a solo.

  • wordwych

    Um, frogs have better looking legs than this.

  • http://deleted deleted

    It’S Alice Cooper!

  • mad mac

    Frogs eat flies. This frog, shown above, attracts flies with that open crotchular stance.

  • Hannah