Alert and astute friend of the MockDock, Paul, linked us to an article about the woman pictured above. She is being accused of disorderly conduct in public. And not even because she’s in a cowsuit (which I happen to ADORE), but because she chased children around in it and peed on a neighbor’s front porch.
All of that is hilarious by itself, but the best part is that the last line of the article says, in all seriousness:
“The (police) report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.”
That makes me giggle SO MUCH. As if there could be hundreds of logical reasons why someone might be running around in a cowsuit. Seriously. There is pretty much just the one reason – which is because it’s totally awesome fun to wear a cowsuit.
Big shout out to Paul for this. Best. Newsstory. EVER!
How could they dare arrest her! Look at the adorable and peaceful cow look in her eyes…
MMMMMMMMMMMeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh
I bet It’s Sara
Mad Cow Disease?
Does anyone else wonder how one could pee on the neighbor’s lawn while wearing this cow suit? Do you think it has a longjohn flap? Or lingerie-style crotchular snaps?
PS to Bob. It’s time to move on. Really.
I too was wondering that, Rosie Too. It looks like the kind of costume that you tie behind your neck and the opening only goes down your back. She would have had to yank the whole thing down in order to urinate. Not a good picture to have in your head.
She pees into the udders and then…and then you have to use your imagination.