You guys – I accidentally like the new Britney Spears song. I was all set to hate it, and then it snuck up on me out of NOWHERE and forced itself onto me, like some sort of musical rape.
Anyway, if you click right here you can watch a video of her on a radio show to promote it, and then they play the song. And the whole time they interview her, she scratches her arms. And she’s as dumb as a box of rocks, and she’s very itchy, and I like her new song.
Someone help me.