Clearly, I Need Medication

You guys – I accidentally like the new Britney Spears song.  I was all set to hate it, and then it snuck up on me out of NOWHERE and forced itself onto me, like some sort of musical rape. 

Anyway, if you click right here you can watch a video of her on a radio show to promote it, and then they play the song.  And the whole time they interview her, she scratches her arms. And she’s as dumb as a box of rocks, and she’s very itchy, and I like her new song.

Someone help me.

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  • AmericanBridgetJones

    Just testing the avatar…I think I messed it up.

  • jenn

    My avatar likes your avatar.

    Anyhoo, Britney needs to join the peace corps and disappear for 2 years. Then come back and leave us alone.

  • Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Amen to that Jenn.

    If it makes you feel any better, I like Drake Bell. I can’t help it but I do.

    And hate her or love her, her music is catchy. Not that she wrote any of it, but it’s catchy.

  • Zachary

    Oh dear, Olivia.

    I like one Demi Lovato song. I totally feel like committing suicide now.

    Also, I like Paramore, which is a bit feminine.

  • Sarafimm

    I like so many different songs, but I notice something about them all–it’s not the singer, it’s the beat. I love the Taiko drummers from Japan and the drummers from Africa even though I’m European-American Whitebread Middle America. So, yeah, I like this song by Spears, too–but let’s just say I like the beat instead, okay?

  • Daisy

    I can’t differentiate this song from any other song she’s, um, sang in the past few years (if this is indeed singing). She’s like the John Grisham of white trash-sleazy-skank pop. Find the formula, and take money from the drones. I think she’s smarter than we give her credit for…or at least her agents are.

  • amanda

    I am one of those people who only listen to her music in the car alone so no one else will know about it. I guess I’m a closet Britney fan. Geez. I can’t believe I admitted that. 😛

  • Zachary

    Amanda, just be sure that you don’t leave the CD in the player (or in sight) if carpooling. Someone will find it and ask “What is this?”, upon which you can do nothing.