I hate it that cops and firemen and even your run-of-the-mill security people are allowed to be overweight. As you may recall, Bunny and Dame are both married to firefighters. Both of them are in terrific shape. Both of them had to endure a challenging physical test as just a part of the application process to become firefighters. And, the academy training once they were hired? Enormously physically challenging.
But you know what happens once training is over? Firefighters are allowed to get just as fat and unhealthy as they want, and there is NO CONSEQUENCE. I think this is crap.
Dame and I were driving to her house one time, and we passed a car which had just been pulled over on the highway, and there was this enormous landbeast of a female cop approaching it. And you know how generally when you see a cop, whether they’re in or out of a car, you kind of slow down (especially if you’re speeding), in case they feel like wrapping up whatever they’re doing to come after you instead? Yeah. I didn’t – because there was no way in the world this landbeast would have had a PRAYER of getting to her car in time to hone in on me with her radar, because she moved like a turtle and looked a lot like the chick in the photo above (minus the turkey leg).
Cops and firefighters should have to pass the SAME TEST to KEEP their jobs each year, as they do to GET their jobs in the first place.
And so concludes my Sunday morning rant.