Did you guys ever see the episode of The Simpsons where Homer invents a make-up gun, and it basically just blasts a whole face of make-up right onto Marge? That’s what this photo reminds me of. I’m guessing Christina used such a device, and set it to “whore.” She’s got so much foundation on that I think it’s conceivable that she weighs more because of it.
Isn’t she Tammy Faye Baker’s niece?
You mean… she doesn’t wake up looking like that?
*sob*
My world is now shattered, and I’m gonna have to make an Afterschool Special about my life.
Well, I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed!
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That white hair and pink lips is very flattering.
That lipstick is unexplainable, however the excess of foundation is being seen more and more as HDTV is making every pore more visible.
I’ve never been a huge fan of outlining the lips so much so that it’s obvious. It’s hard NOT to notice with that fuschia on her mouth. And her hair looks like straw. White straw.
Well, she must look really horrible because my antivirus software is blocking the picture. Thank goodness for content filtering.
If I were to put on that shade you know it would be all up and down my teeth. How is it not sticking to her teeth?
They’re probably fake, too, Jenn.
I wouldn’t have known who it is if I wasn’t told. I would have guessed it was Brooke Hogan.
LOL! Christine, I had the same thought.
The day-glo lipstick at least distracts from the bangs…when is the last time you saw a girl over the age of 9 with bangs?
Actually, bangs are extremely popular and are always in style in one variation or another.
White hair, bangs, nine layers of foundation, no problem….Please!……Mock her in my direction!
Some people actually look quite nice with sweepy bangs, in my opinion. Just not ones that appear to have been cut using a ruler.
My ’80s Barbie dolls had a similar look.