Christina Aguilera Is Very Natural

Did you guys ever see the episode of The Simpsons where Homer invents a make-up gun, and it basically just blasts a whole face of make-up right onto Marge?  That’s what this photo reminds me of.  I’m guessing Christina used such a device, and set it to “whore.”  She’s got so much foundation on that I think it’s conceivable that she weighs more because of it.

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  • ER

    Isn’t she Tammy Faye Baker’s niece? 🙂

  • angry_broad

    You mean… she doesn’t wake up looking like that?

    *sob*

    My world is now shattered, and I’m gonna have to make an Afterschool Special about my life.

  • Bimmer

    Well, I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed! :o)

  • jenn

    That white hair and pink lips is very flattering.

  • Kaede

    That lipstick is unexplainable, however the excess of foundation is being seen more and more as HDTV is making every pore more visible.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dorkymcspazatron Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I’ve never been a huge fan of outlining the lips so much so that it’s obvious. It’s hard NOT to notice with that fuschia on her mouth. And her hair looks like straw. White straw.

  • amanda

    Well, she must look really horrible because my antivirus software is blocking the picture. Thank goodness for content filtering. 😛

  • Jenn

    If I were to put on that shade you know it would be all up and down my teeth. How is it not sticking to her teeth?

  • Megan

    They’re probably fake, too, Jenn.

  • Christine

    I wouldn’t have known who it is if I wasn’t told. I would have guessed it was Brooke Hogan.

  • wordwych

    LOL! Christine, I had the same thought.

  • Spikey

    The day-glo lipstick at least distracts from the bangs…when is the last time you saw a girl over the age of 9 with bangs?

  • Rachel

    Actually, bangs are extremely popular and are always in style in one variation or another.

  • mikey

    White hair, bangs, nine layers of foundation, no problem….Please!……Mock her in my direction!

  • Zachary

    Some people actually look quite nice with sweepy bangs, in my opinion. Just not ones that appear to have been cut using a ruler.

  • Lioness

    My ’80s Barbie dolls had a similar look.