The Michelin Man’s Wife Has Been Spotted…

…and it’s obviously a match made in heaven.

Thanks to mockdocker bob for the find, and for the censoring.  ESPECIALLY FOR THE CENSORING. 

I think we should all pause now, to thank everything that’s holy, that the water is distorting her pubicular area.

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  • Angela

    IT isn’t distorting it enough!!!

  • Tammy

    The beauty of this is that she is so naturally boyant (and I’m pretty sure I’m not spelling that correctly) that she is able to actually float without the aid of an air mattress, and perhaps even nap!!

  • Captain Ana Banana

    Never again will I feel that I have the right to ask: “Does this make me look fat?”

    Thank you for making me feel grateful that I don’t have a body where people stare and go, “Oh. My. God.” As well as for the censoring, lest I feel the need to gouge my eyes out.

  • wordwych

    OK, I’m having a hard time deciding what is the scariest thing about this photo. Is it
    1) That this woman let herself reach these formidable proportions?
    2) That she would strip naked and bob about in the water?
    3) That someone would take a picture of this?
    4) That the mammary area, even with the stars, looks suspiciously artificial, as if there might be substances other than flesh involved, which would indicate that a surgeon felt justified in adding to this woman’s overall poundage?

  • fishistix

    I actually gasped out loud when the page loaded and this beaut was right there on top. Gag.

  • sbarros

    you should’ve put a red box over the entire picture…now i will have to stab pencils in my eyes thank you very much…

  • ER

    Usually when a woman stretches her arms over her head she looks remarkably slimmer. WOW! She’s just roly poly all over. She reminds me of a baby that has rolls…..except on babies it’s cute.

  • Crabby

    That was SO not a good way to wake up this morning! I think my contacts have been burned to my corneas.

  • sarah

    I don’t think it’s so much the water obscuring her pubic region as the MULTIPLE ROLLS OF FAT that are saving our poor eyes. I wonder if she’s ever even seen that thing.

  • amanda

    Sarah, I was going to say the same thing. I don’t really think it is the water doing all the censorship work here. We can’t see the forest for the trees, if you know what I mean. 😉

  • mlm

    I have a picture of my son in the bathtub in almost this exact same pose. Only with him, it’s cute, like ER said. This picture is the polar OPPOSITE of cute. And the censoring makes it look like she stuck red post-its on her nipples! HA!

  • Olivia J. Snarkypants

    Is that a natural body of water? Did her bouyant self get naked IN PUBLIC??? What’s going on with her boobies? Ew. Who would consider this a Kodak moment and not only capture it, but post in on the innerweb????

  • ErinnR

    Until today…. I thought I’d seen it all…..

    apparently I was wrong.

    EEEEwwwwwwwwwww……

  • Josiah Marx

    I love this woman, relaxing naked in the water, gently floating. What’s really ugly, what makes me “Want to stab myself in the eyes with a pencil” are your comments, my friends. It’s your mind that’s ugly, and your souls, not a fat woman who has the nerve to be naked in a cool pool.