According to notoriously wrong gossip Cindy Adams, it’s possible that even Rosie O’Donnell’s own wife is sick of Rosie O’Donnell. It was only a matter of time. I cannot STAND Rosie O’Donnell. She has one of those voices which makes me seriously consider whether or not the ability to hear is actually worth it. And I hate that she writes “poetry” which is really just an excuse for her to not use punctuation or capital letters or really anything that could be recognized as English when she writes. And I hate that you now know I’ve actually read her blog sometimes. Forgive me, mockdockers.