New Bodybuilding Poses

I’m about as knowledgeable about bodybuilding as I am about molecular biology, which is to say not in the least bit knowledgeable, but something tells me that these are not standard competition poses.

What the hell has happened to these women’s faces?

I love how the one on the left is wearing dangly earrings, almost like a last ditch effort to appear somewhat feminine.  Or maybe that’s what these poses are about after all.  “LOOK!” the poses say.  “Behold!  We have pecs, I mean, breasts!! We are, indeed, women!”

If you are a person who finds this look attractive, please come forward and explain yourself.

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  • Olivia J. Snarkypants

    I don’t understand how they look in the mirror each day and say, “I look good. I’m attractive.” or “I don’t look at all like a man if I put these dangle earrings.”

  • Melissa

    Where do you find these things?

  • Mikey

    This picture lends itself to a saying from a backwoods neighbor that I used to have in Tennessee, “The things you see, when you don’t have your gun”………..

  • Sunshyndrmr

    ick! this is so freakish, why would you ever do this to yourself. Even the men look silly, but the women…eeewww! this is exactly why I avoid the gym at all costs! LOL so I don’t look like this Ha! JK

  • BiscuitTin

    These people scare me, because they sincerely believe they look good, which makes me wonder, am *I* totally deluded about something that I think I have going for me? No… I don’t have friends nice enough to spare my feelings. That’s a comfort.

  • amanda

    I certainly think being physically fit is a good thing, as in the Jennifer Aniston sort of way. Muscle tone is attractive and admirable but these men, er, women are going overboard. Why does having so much muscle make their faces look that way? Why? Why? Why?

  • Tammy

    Steroids. Steroids cause a womans body to do absolutely horrendous things. I’m sorry, but #9 is obviously a man who couldn’t compete with his own gender and had breast implants done so he could compete in the womens division. This is just gross…

  • sbarros

    Okay, gentlemen, would any of you do these *ladies*? I think if I were a man, I would be very afraid of losing, um, body parts.

  • sammie

    I don’t think these are females. They’re holding their breasts because they’re in the “-with implants” division?

    Very sad! This is actuall grosser than some of the stuff that Michael K posts over at dlisted!

  • ER

    Women who work out regularly look like Madonna (not saying it’s a good thing, but she’s muscular, not bulky). Women who take steroids look like this. Women’s bodies aren’t designed to build muscle. Testosterone is what causes muscle bulk and women have to artificially add that, via steroids.

    What I don’t get is why do they have to be so tan they look like the California raisins?

  • mlm

    The one in the middle has a midget face, kind of, and the one on the right is sticking her tongue out as if to say, “Look how silly I can be! I’m so silly I don’t know how disgusting I look!” The one on the left is even starting to develop a big, manly brow ridge!!

  • The Anonymizer 3000

    Isn’t that Donatella Versace on the left?

  • Cope

    “You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night?”

    – Rex, of Rex Kwan Do

  • Anonymous

    omg why would you do that to your self ‘