Neil Diamond Uses American Idol Contestants To Remind Everyone He Still Exists

Jump in to see how the contestants fared.

I’m not sure how old Neil Diamond is and I’m too lazy to look it up, but I think he looks pretty awesome.  Considering I’m assuming that he’s in his 80’s.  And, he happens to be coming out with an album in a a couple weeks.  Anyway, let’s get on with it.

McDreads – Forever In Blue Jeans:  BORING.  Even Dreads looked bored. 

David Cook – I’m Alive:  My crush is deepening.  He’s even become, dare I say, kinda hot.  Especially when he’s playing the guitar.  Yes.  I dared to say it.  This was the shortest song in the history of AI performances I think.  It was over before it had even begun.

Brooke White – I’m A Believer:  I’ve reached a point where I just kind of want to punch her.  This song was way too low for her and aside from a couple of flashes of goodness at the very end, it was awful.

David Archuleta – Sweet Caroline:  This song totally makes me giggle.  It’s like, it’s impossible to be in a bad mood when you hear it.  I’m sitting here, trying to be snarky, and I physically cannot stop smiling.  It doesn’t even matter that I’m sort of over David Archuleta.  I totally loved this, and Ryan Seacrest could have sang it and I still would have loved it.

Syesha – Hello Again:  Soooo pretty.  I thought this was really really really good.  Syesha is totally underrated.

PAULA IS ON DRUGS.  I loved so much that she critiqued a song that hadn’t happened yet.  This could have been the best moment in American Idol history.

Round Two:

McDreads – September Morning:  Is it possible for him and Brooke to just both get kicked off this week?  Because it’s time.

David Cook – All I Really Need Is You:  LOVE LOVE LOVE.  I can’t wait for this show to be over so he can make his album already.  GIVE HIM THE CONTRACT.

Brooke White – I Am I Said:  Better than the first song, but I still want to punch her in the face.  Well, maybe that’s too harsh.  I would like YOU to punch her in the face.

David Archuleta – Coming To America:  I think his voice may have changed during this song at one point.  Like I seriously thought he may have finally hit puberty During This Song.  That said, while his voice is nice, it’s totally mismatched for this song.  You have to have a gravely, throaty, husky Neil Diamond voice to sing this song.  You can’t purr your way through this one.  I didn’t like it.  The judges are high.

Syesha – Thank The Lord For The Nighttime:  This was totally adorable.  I really like her.  She deserves to be in the top 3. 

If there is any justice in the world, Brooke will go home.  Which means Syesha is getting the boot tomorrow.  Groan.

 

 

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  • UncleBoogie

    I believe Neil Diamond is 68 and his music is just great. He is the closest thing to Elvis this day and time. His new tour gets started real soon and because he is such a great guy he will not allow ticket prices to go above $100. Long live Neil Diamond!

  • Mom2Two

    I swear, if Brooke White is still around after tonight, I am DONE with A.I. !!! …well, until next week..

  • Mom2Two

    he won’t let his tix get above 100 bucks because a concert of, like, 5 poeple would not rock. scracth that, a concert a thousand 70 yr olds would not rock.

  • http://www.themockdock.com Holmes

    68, huh?…Isn’t Neil Diamond kind of like the Neil Diamond of Elvis’s generation?