Looking scary as ever, Madonna was spotted leaving a London gym the other day. The muscles are used to scare humans, while the fur is used to scare other creatures. All in all, she pretty much scares everyone.
Have you ever seen two gayer high school seniors in all of your life? And what is up with the hand position of the topless dude? It’s like he’s either embarrassed that he has a wee-wee or he’s trying to prevent it from popping out unexpectedly or he’s hiding it from the dude in the top picture. Regardless, it’s gay.
You know who that is?? It’s Lara Flynn Boyle. I’m not kidding! That’s really her! Her face is totally sliding off of her head, which I believe is the purpose of the blue ribbon – so that it kind of stops at her neck before sliding all the way down her whole body.
Hey – you know how stage parents are generally the most annoying people on earth? Well, the new VH1 show, I Know My Kid’s A Star, has outdone even your WORST stage parent nightmare, by introducing the horrific transvestite-ish mom Rocky, who wants her daughter Hayley to buy her a dream house.
Watch -as she helps Hayley learn a truly age-appropriate song to perform for the world-renowned talent-finder, Danny Bonaduce.
“Is my tampon string showing?” You don’t get classier than that, mockdockers.