I Have Never Loved A Law Enforcement Officer More Than I Do At This Moment

 

According to several sources, today William Bratton, L.A.P.D. Police chief, responded to the propositioned paparazzi law (Britney’s Law) proposed by Councilman Dennis Zine.  And even though the law has some merit, the police chief’s reponse to it could be the best response anyone has ever made to anything ever.  He said: 

“What we need is for Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don’t need additional laws…. I’ve got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue.  What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there….”

He went on to say:

“Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.”

Seriously – how much ass does that statement kick? 

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