Monthly Archive for February, 2008

Interesting Choice of Food Name

I have to wonder if this sells more to any particular demographic.

Did You Ever Have One Of Those Days…

…when you’ve got yourself a mouthful of mustard, and you’re riiight in the middle of doing a Gene Simmons impression, and someone yells at you from behind to look up with your eyes open really wide, and then it starts mysteriously raining hotdogs?

Those days suck.

My, What Shapely Knees You Have!

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Please find me a SINGLE PERSON who finds Nicky Hilton’s legs attractive.

Don’t Forget Rule 91, Wesley. Don’t Ever Forget.

This is one of Ashley Judd’s early “big breaks” into acting. And interestingly enough, her performance in this clip of Star Trek: The Next Generation, shows that her acting prowess then is about as good as it is now. Which is to say not good. Watch up to about the 55 second mark, and then you can stop, unless you become as intrigued by the episode as I did, in which case you’ll be scouring the web trying to find out how to purchase one of these wacked out headsets.

I Love This Picture So Much

Mariah Carey

















There is something about this picture that makes Mariah Carey look like a muppet.  I don’t know if it’s her preposterous shoes, or her goofy muppet grin, or her little muppet slouch, but she is ridiculous.  And that makes me happy.

What Do We Have Here?

Ummm….what the hell is the circular flap of skin on John Stamos that is sitting where his belly button should be?

See, what I’m trying to do here is ignore the fact that the absolute wrong people got kicked off of American Idol.   As usual.   The fact that Danny Noriega, that annoying little Jessica Alba lookalike, is going to torture me for yet another week is as ridiculous as a really bad outie belly button. 

(See how I tied it all together there with that last sentence?  I know. It’s kind of a gift.)

She Might Be Way Too Skinny, But I Love Her

According to US, Angie Harmon is part of an underground network of Hollywood Republicans.  So not all celebrities are self-indulgent, bleeding heart liberals, as the MSM might have you believe.  Some of them think for themselves.  It’s just that it’s apparently a secret. 

Let Me Ask You This

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What sort of marketing genius are you if you can charge $3600 for a pair of shoes that look like these, and actually get celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow and Uma Thurman and even my beloved-but-let’s-face-it-ridiculous Victoria Beckham to buy them? 

A spokesperson for Antonio Berardi, the “designer” who created these monstrosities, said the following:

“When walking, you have to put your toe rather than your heel down first and you cannot wear them for very long.  They are not dangerous because you would have to lean quite far back before you fell over.”

This is what he said about a PAIR OF SHOES.  And people are still buying them.

I have decided that I would like to create a new backwards bra.  One whose cups end up sitting on your shoulder blades, and then the hook closure is in the front, with just the flimsy straps covering your nipular area.  And then I would like Antonio Berardi to do the marketing for this.  Because clearly the dude knows how to make money selling completely impractical, uncomfortable, horrific looking products for women.

If anyone had doubts about whether or not celebrities are idiots, look no further than the jokers who bought these stupid shoes.

This could not look any funnier.

Seriously, I wasn’t too over the top about the Semi-Pro movie. It looked like all the rest of Will Ferrel’s flicks. A lot of people were saying that he was becoming as played out as Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler. But then, I saw this movie was coming out….and today I just saw the trailer. It looks like the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I cannot WAIT to go see it.

Perez does it again.

Remember this comparison from yesterday? Well, Perez is on a roll. I almost spit my herbal tea all over my laptop.


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