See that ship? I’m going to be on it tomorrow. Which means I won’t be able to mock to the extent to which you have all grown accustomed for the next 5 days. But Holmes and Dame and Bunny have promised to keep you all entertained in my absence.
Now, I’m totally obsessive, which means I won’t be able to resist paying whatever astronomical charge the ship will have for internet access to see what all of the wacky celebrities are up to. And, if I’m so inclined, I might opt to mock them. But I’m not making any promises.
You’ll have to carry on without me. All 15 of you.