So Ashley and Madeline Albright are being featured on the Sundance Channel’s Iconoclasts series. And I know that in theory all the humanitarian things that Ashley spends time on are worthy and perfectly nice causes. But please. Am I the only one who thinks she is talking at a snail’s pace in this preview – as if to suggest that Madeline Albright might not be able to keep up otherwise? And she’s “touched” by malaria treatments. Really? Touched? I can see thinking they’re nifty and useful – but being touched by them? No.
HATE. This is how I bet Ashley looked at Madeline off camera:
Robbie Williams, pictured here looking as masculine and heterosexual as ever in his full beard and mustache, is dating a soap star. Since I don’t watch soaps or know any of the stars, her name is irrelevant. The point is, she’s a girl. YAY!
Here’s your everyday average photo capture of Lindsay Lohan, off to do her regular normal routine – shopping, eating, whatever. So it really struck me when in the background appeared a barely dressed angry-looking person who seems determined to tell Lindsay something. Let’s discuss. What do you think she’s saying?
Instead of bemoaning the decline of America for allowing Kevin Federline to be a) on the cover of a magazine and b) declared as one of the most influential men under 45, I’m just going to assume that the editor of Details magazine is under the impression that “influential” actually means “enormously fertile and the better of two evils”.