Florida Graduates Is Real Smart

Channing Crowder, Miami Dolphins Linebacker, is apparently NOT an expert on geography.  He recently had this to say:

“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”

This is a University of Florida graduate, people.  Who are the school administrators who allowed this joker to have a college degree?  The same ones that allowed Miss South Carolina to graduate from high school?

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  • Dame Aufschneider

    Wow. They sure has a really hard program there.

  • Pris

    Oh, I like that!
    Makes me feel so smart! Having ‘only’ a college degree I know the London in question is (even without any text written on the map) WOW!

    *tappin’ myself on the back*

    Well at least this guy’s not one of them folks Miss South Carolina mentioned who doesn’t even HAVE maps….

  • Holmes

    Having jsut vacationed in London… I of course mean London Fletcher, the linebacker… as we were Cellmates in SingSing and he was my beyatch… I know that it is not near Iran… or any other Flock of Seagulls singles…

  • Bunny

    Dame, I sense I’m being mocked for a recent comment?

    Hey, has you guys seen how pretty it is outside today?

  • Dame Aufschneider

    hehe…nooooooooo…no way. Anyone who ends a statement with a question mark and uses the wrong verb tense is a-okay in my book. 🙂