Wow, Spiderman…You’re So…..Bumpy!

These are those idiots from that gay “reality” show The Hills – Heidi Montag and Spencer someone-or-other.  Look at him.  There is so much wrong here I don’t even know where to begin.  First off – I’m pretty sure Spidey wears a full face mask….and not a hairnet.  And secondly, I’m unaware of Spiderman sporting high top tennis shoes.  And thirdly……just….Really?

And then of course there’s the…how do I say this delicately….protrusion, if you will.  Other than the fact that it’s just OUT there, flailing around for the world to see, I guess the positive way to look at it is that it seems to be slightly more impressive than Danny Bonaduce’s (NSFW). 

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  • Dominique Wilkins

    Damn son, those shoes are off the hook.