Monthly Archive for September, 2007

No…no…no….

What can you say? Besides “nice teeth”, and “you’re a complete freakshow”.

Pamela Anderson Chooses Wisely Yet Again

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In keeping with her natural ability to select really solid, upstanding decent men as marriage partners, Pamela Anderson got married to Rick Solomon (of One Night in Paris fame) this weekend in Las Vegas.

To save time, plans to just splice each of their respective sex tapes together and sell the final product are underway.

Britney Gets Classier

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I’m pleased to present this photo of Britney covering more of her body than I think she ever has.  AND, she’s wearing underwear.  Rumor has it that she requested this belt from an employee at Long John Silver’s on one of her midnight fast food trips.

Kat McPhee McLoves Her Some McUglyness

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Katharine McPhee has just become engaged to this.  Which just goes to show that you don’t have to be hot to score with someone hot.

Look at the gay guy with the pink sweater behind them.  Even HE’S grossed out.

Pamela Anderson’s Makeup Has SuperPowers

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I have never seen a woman who looks more drastically different without makeup than Pamela Anderson.   I don’t know what sort of magical makeup she uses, but I can think of several hideous people I would like her to loan it to. 

Speaking of crazy arm muscles…

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Carrot Top must be in Madonna’s Upper Body class (every other Wednesday at the “Y”…I’m sure of it). But serious…you all know my issue with Carrot Top. He is the creepiest looking human ever. But, aside from that, his arms look like He-Man…I want to break one off and feed it to my little brother…not that I know what that’s like….

I Do Not Appreciate Madonna’s Arms

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I appreciate toned arms as much as the next person.  But enough is enough.  When your arms are so muscular that they start looking like the tentacles of a squid, you need to lay off the power Pilates.

Ooooooooo….a PAUSE!


Umm…so, I guess I should post this for those of you who need an alternative to watching The Office this evening. Tune in to channel 704 for Goth Public Access. Tonight should be good. From 8 to midnight you can see “Def Comedy Jam: Death Edition.” This kid can really spit. And I like his girlfriend – Best. Arby’s Couple. Ever.

Today is THE day people…


I don’t think any of you know how excited I am about tonight. Kind of like this kid. And the gnome in the background. Isn’t gnome a fun word? Ahhhh…. (obviously I’m a bit distractable here at work today).

Just Because….

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…it wouldn’t be a full day if there wasn’t a horrible new Britney picture to look at.

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