I love monkeys. I love their cute little opposable thumbs. I love their inquisitiveness and mischievousness. I love their little hoots and shrieks. And on some deeper level, I envy monkeys. They get to be as disgusting as they want, and everybody still loves them. What other creature has that luxury?
So I offer this article as a salute to the monkeys of the world. Monkeys, this story captures the very essence of what makes you…YOU.