This Is Reason #428,799,023 That Pageants Are Dumb

It will come as no surprise, after you watch the clip above, that this idiot didn’t win Miss Teen USA. But what IS shocking, is that she clearly had to have won Miss Teen South Carolina in order to compete in this stupid pageant.

You know you’re an idiot when MARIO LOPEZ smirks at your stupidity.

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  • Dame Aufschneider

    UPDATE: Miss Teen South Carolina was on the Today Show this morning. See the full story here:

    Also, here is the word for word transcript of this smart, smart girl:

    Her answer, in its entirety, was: “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

  • Pris

    This one was SO bad it gave me a headache. Boy does it give South Carolina a bad name…