…is this necessary?
So yeah – I haven’t posted here in a zillion years. I’m so sorry, mockdockers.
I just saw this picture of Christopher Walken, and the caption read that he used to look like Scarlett Johansson, and I can’t believe I haven’t ever noticed that before but he TOTALLY DOES.
Anyway, sorry I’ve been neglecting this site so much. I’ll try to be better.
Listen – I’m telling you right now that you’re going to be dumber after you click this link. So, you’re not allowed to blame me if you click on it, because I’m offering you that warning.
The vajankle exists. It’s described as a bangable foot, and it retails for $175, and apparently there is a MARKET FOR THIS OMG. This is PART of the photo, because OMG EEEEW.
But while that’s completely wack, what’s more disturbing are the comments, y’all. OMG THE COMMENTS. Here’s a sampling:
Is it possible to have the vaginal insert on the sole of the foot?
Are the toes strong enough to hold bees?
Wanna get one for my husbands 40th but how do u clean them out?
Hi, are you considering a Vajarmpit at all?
That last one was my favorite, because the company’s reply was, “No, this is not something we will consider doing,” as IF THAT WERE ANY CRAZIER than having a vajankle.
And the bees. WTF? WHY WOULD YOU WANT THE TOES TO HOLD BEES?
I can’t. Someone help me understand this.
I mean seriously, if you have to photoshop Justin Bieber this much, why not just get a dude who already looks amazing in underwear?
Justin Bieber is always making that face that sort of says, “I wanna look sexy but instead I’m going to look like I’m kind of just sadly stupid.”
I loathe him.
Paul McCartney, of the FREAKING BEATLES, did a duet with Kanye, which is pretty much unforgivable, if you ask me. And this is what some total moron on Twitter said about it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
According to this, Kim Kardashian makes a concerted effort not to smile or laugh because doing so could cause wrinkles.
I’m not even making that up.
She tweeted, along with a selfie, “See I do smile… even laugh on occasion. Not too often though because it causes wrinkles.”
So THAT’S why she and other celebrities are always making that ridiculous sparrow face.
If smiling and laughing really do cause wrinkles, then I am completely screwed, because that’s basically all I ever do.
Doesn’t doing this to your face cause wrinkles too?